Monday, December 9, 2013
"Whenever I miss a free-throw, it's because I'm thinking about something I read on Broken Leagues."
"When I'm not butchering every franchise I can get my grubby little hands on, I enjoy Broken Leagues."
"If I could, I would date Broken Leagues, break up with it, and write a hit song about how much I hate it."
"Hilarious! Astounding! Clearly one of the greatest sources of writing in the history of the universe!"
"This website personifies everything there is about society, according to an unproven theory I pulled out of my ass in the last five minutes."
"Bet you didn't think I visited this site, did you? Yeah, that's what I thought. You owe me fifty bucks."
"If you pay attention, you'll see subtle references to the Freemasons and the Illuminati throughout this site. Makes you wonder, doesn't it..."